What the fuck.. I want to take my Vespa.. It’s just not practical. Sabina agrees, at least we can fill the car with Mexican blankets and truck stop food. We get a Red Volkswagen Jetta. I wonder if the rent-a-car lady noticed the gleam in my eye when she said unlimited miles. Like…
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Melancholia, and the Emptiness of Traveling..
I’m a transient, diffused light through stained glass. I love and I loathe simultaneously. My emotions are fickle like the weather but consuming like the ocean. I’m exhausted, getting pleasure from less and less. Boredom is the ever present enemy, a wretched killjoy I fight with a diminishing sword. I cut myself in the process,…
21 Days on a Cruise Ship as a Solo Passenger.
A cruise never seemed like something I would be into. However, I love being wrong. I figured the best way to find out was to go on the longest cruise possible. I ended up on a 21 day Mediterranean cruise on the Norwegian Epic. The Epic the fourth largest ship in the world, looks like…
Cameroon, Africa..Going Back To My Roots
I’m 50 percent Cameroonian. My father was born in small village three hours from the capitol, Yaounde. I never knew to much about my Cameroonian heritage and met very few of my relatives. My sister and brother went to Cameroon in 1997. Being young I couldn’t go and I always felt like I missed out….
Egypt, and Scaling the Great Pyramids of Giza
“Covered in dust and sweat my heart was pounding as I ambled excitedly up the pyramid. I looked down contemplated the painful calamity if I slipped. “Almost there” I huffed to myself approaching the top, the nervous energy propelled me, Getting arrested wasnt far from my mind.” I was supposed to move out of my…
The Craziest Couch Surfing Experience Ever.
It was the Fourth of July in Seaside Heights NJ, the busiest holiday of the year. My Coworkers and I drew over 3,000 dollars in caricatures in one day. I had a couch surfing request from three blonde German Girls. My house would be empty because we would all be working nonstop. So I accepted…
Thailand, And The Most Implausible Situation Ever.
“We climbed the wall into the cemetery…She straddled me removing her top, we locked lips as she pulled my shirt overhead…” I lost myself over there. A cataclysmic plunge into the ethers of hedonism and debauchery. I’m inescapably weak to my sexual whims. I am unable to abstain from the bottomless pursuit of pleasure,…
My 200 Hour Yoga Teacher Course In Rishekish India
Rishikesh India, the yoga capitol of the world. nestled appropriately in the Himalayas on the banks of the Ganges . Was a great plane ride. read American Sniper and watched the giver. I love airplane food. Arrived In New Delhi split a cab with two sisters to Rishikesh. A 8 hour cab ride through the…
Life in Toulouse, France
My new home for the next month and a half I decided is Toulouse France. They have a crossfit gym, and a basketball court right behind my place. People are also super friendly. They will just strike up a conversation with me all the time. Saw “Interstellar” it was dubbed in french with no subtitlites…..
The Misadventures of a Traveling Caricature Artist 