The Las Vegas Porn Star Disaster

” Panicking, I broke the door down and saw her motionless in the bathtub full of water” Las Vegas is phony and only people desperate to escape there own lives would appreciate the blatant facade. Caesars place is cement not marble. The Eiffel tower is steel not iron and even the people become fake fastidiously…

New York to Las Vegas on a 200cc Vespa Scooter

“I came running out the woods half naked like a damn Sasquatch.” I had just Graduated from Art School in Brooklyn and as a present to myself I bought a Mint Green Vespa. It was in Perfect condition with less than 5,000 miles on it.  I bought it from this funny Italian dude named Mario…